Sunday, February 14, 2010

My One and Only Valentine

Valentine's day sometimes makes you think about your spouse, or girlfriend, or boyfriend or whatever the case may be. For me it is my wonderful wife Dana Kay Wilkerson. I look back on our life so far realize how much I love her, how little I could do with out her. She is my everything, my world, my love. She loves me for who I am and doesn't care if I gain a few pounds here or there. She doesn't love me because of my money (it would be hard to love me for my money since I don't have any), she doesn't love me for my good looks (since I have none), She just loves me for me, and I love her for her. She is the most wonderful, beautiful, most perfect person in the world. I look at other people's lives and wonder how they can get by without a perfect wife like mine. I know I wouldn't be able to get through a single day if I didn't have her by my side.
Some days work is stressful and hectic. But I know when work is over I will be able to see the love of my life. She will smile and the stress will float away. Her beautiful brown eyes will twinkle and my heart will jump. When she bats her gorgeous eyelashes my sternness just melts away. She is everything to me and I couldn't survive without her.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

A Change

So I figured I am bored, and that this blog needs a change... I mean my theories are COOL! I have to admit, but how true and accurate they are... well lets just say that the accuracy is minimal... very minimal. So instead of going on about my theories and crap I think I will just do my thoughts, whatever comes into my head at the time. So that is that.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Theory #1

So I decided that the first post (besides the "Welcome" post) on my blog would have to be a good one. But the problem is... that is always the hardest part. What do I write about that will grab onto your mind and hold it. Squeezing all your curiosity right to the top and then aiming that curiosity back at my blog... so all you want to do is sit here and read my blog and then wait for me to post another one. With that said, I guess I will throw one of my old theories out there. Now if you look around you everything natural has a purpose in this world. Animals, insects all have some purpose even if it is just that we can eat them to get the right nutrients. Now start thinking about our own bodies. Let me through a few questions out there. Why do we piss? Why do we crap? Those questions are easy to answer. We have to eat and drink to stay alive, so the liquids and food that go in have to come out somewhere. What about our saliva? Why do our bodies create spit? Can you think of how uncomfortable it would be to walk around all day with a dry mouth? Now what about pimples? Yes, those annoying little bumps that you wake up with all the time. What is there purpose? I mean, we know what causes you to get zits, but why do you get them? There is no real purpose in them... at least not that we know of. My little theory-now if you are really, extremely weak stomached I advise you to turn away- yes my little theory is that the puss in each and every zit is good for something. That's right, that white stuff that squirts out all over the mirror every time you 'pop' a zit, has some purpose. Personally I think if it was studied and someone looked at it then they could start making pills out of it and probably heal some horrible sickness. Just think if zit puss could cure cancer, or aids or anything for that matter. The real question is: If it could cure something would you take it as a pill, knowing all too well that you were eating zit puss? The answer... probably not. Just think about it.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Welcome To The Blog Of My Brain

Welcome to my blog... mine. This is the place where I shall dissect my brain and post the pieces online. Now just so you know, my brain is very complex and very interesting so you will probably never get all the pieces, but you will get them as I pull them out. I hope you all enjoy the blog of my brain!